dylan + holland // wolf watch
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
You are the only person that knows everything about me and that scares the shit out of me sometimes.
Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
“I had an enormous cockroach I named Bob who lived with me in New York and I’m really afraid I’ve packed him. I’m petrified I’m going to open up a crate and there’s going to be Bob’s babies everywhere.”